The time I accidentally joined a yoga class without realizing it

So last week, I went to the gym thinking I was walking into a beginner’s stretching class. The sign on the door just said “Flex & Flow,” and I thought, “Cool, I need that because touching my toes feels like a life achievement.”

Five minutes in, I realized I had actually walked into a yoga class. The instructor was calmly saying things like, “Breathe into your spine,” and I was there in the back, trying to figure out where the hell my spine even had room for air.

Everyone else looked graceful and peaceful, balancing on one leg like flamingos. Meanwhile, I’m wobbling so badly the lady next to me whispered, “You’re doing great!” which is the universal way of saying, “Please stop falling into my mat.”

The grand finale was a pose where you lie flat on the floor and “let go of all stress.” I think I nailed that part because I immediately fell asleep. Woke up 15 minutes later to an empty room and the instructor politely asking if I was okay.

So yeah, 10/10 would “accidentally” join again, best nap I’ve had in years.