New to comedy, Any suggestions?

Opener / Setup: “Breaking news: Palestine is officially a country… at least according to the media, not your history book! In your dream, bitches!”

Transition 1: “no honestly… I’m super happy about this. Not for these Palestinians tho, for US citizens.”

Punch: “You might think it’s because all the tax money won’t be wasted on Israel-Palestine stuff anymore… nope! Fuck the federal reserve system and all the Jekyll Island attendees! Forget about the Epstein list — start digging the JP Morgan list, dummy!

I’m just happy because now anytime an American is walking down the street minding their own business and a YouTuber shows up with one of those flag quizzes, they can at least get one flag right

(hand gesture showing a hypothetical paper) Alright, warm-up question, super easy… ‘Ohhh, ohhh I know that one… COUNTRY OF FREE PALESTINE! (Diiinggg!) CORRECT!’

“Next question… $5, I’m ready! What about this one?! Uhmmm… is that Africa? (Buzz!) Wrong! That’s a continent, not a country!”

Closing / Mic-drop: “And just a reminder… Alaska ain’t next to California, it’s 1,500 km away… that’s basically 5 million feet, okay? Five million feet! Far from the eagle borders, you dumb ass!”