39 [M4A] Are you creative, witty, filthy or perverted? Caption my wife!

Hi! l'm a 39 years old guy from Italy, I'm married to a 35 years old beautiful, classy Italian woman; she's sexy, chubby, a true PAWG, and a MILF as well!

I'm pretty open minded and I like a lot of different things, but I especially like captions. I'd like to have some pics of my wife captioned, I have no favourite theme, context or scenario; I might add, the more hardcore, the better. She's, in fact, pretty vanilla and shy in real life, so you'll win bonus points if you can make my wife look like a dirty slut!

If you'd like me to caption some pics for you, I will gladly reciprocate.

If you are witty and creative, DM me right away. I prefer in-pic captions.

Peace out ✌🏻