I dont poop until after my walk.

And its starting to annoy me. We have a german shepherd puppy, and i work from home. To keep her chill for my mornings, we take a quick walk around the block first thing.

Where this becomes an r/loseit post, I weigh myself naked first thing in the morning, every morning. Then I get dressed and go about my day. Well, before the puppy, this wasnt really a problem. I could just stay in my pj's until I had to poop, then do my buisness, get my weight, move on with my day. Now, im up at 6:30 to walk the dog, and its not until 7:30, after my walk, that I need to poo! So then, I have to get undressed, to get my weight then get redressed!

Also, im aware I dont have to, im choosing to do this. I have the time in the morning, its just funny and slightly inconvenient. Its also a little funny to "weigh" the poops by taking my first weight, then my post poo weight.

The things we do for numbers 😂

Posted Sep 29, 2025, 11:27 AM UTC

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