addressing the one truly important part of the pilot

so, kids now have phones, right? I HAVE GRIPES WITH SOME CHOICES IN THAT AREA. john's flip phone with a sticker and a silly charm is pretty much perfect BUT DAVE HAS AN IPHONE IN THE COMIC WHY DOES HE HAVE A THE SAME FLIP PHONE AS JOHN IN THE PILOT. so uncool. mischaracterisations galore, smh (/lh). rose's phone looks like a brick nokia - man come on have you seen her house?? her mom has cash to spare on ponies and 15k frames for her daughter's cat drawings and you're telling me she wouldn't get her a blackberry???? imagine rose typing out all that purple prose with her thumbs on a clicky little keyboard and tell me this isn't destiny. and jade is well jade so honestly if she still runs around with her turbo high tech holographic pc in a lunchbox i won't even mind it but honestly she should have something cool built into her glasses. there, rant over