MotM: vs. Colorado

I hit my laptop so hard at a comment that pissed me off that it broke the laptop screen because I'm an idiot. I can't really go find and copy and paste stuff right now, but, y'know.

1. Vote for whoever sucked the least tonight.
2. Don't downvote because downvoting is for dickheads and we're not that I hope.
3. Winner goes on the leaderboard.