FUCK OMEGA PLANETES AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR!!!!

I remember watching the initial trailer revealing title update 3. I was excited for the chocobo seikret, the morbol palico, even the pictomancy. But above all else, I was excited for the fight against omega planetes, as we have quite literally have never fought anything like this before, and honestly...

THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CLANKER IS A GODDAMN WASTE OF A MONSTER SLOT! ALL THIS FUCKING TIN CAN DOES IS SPAM FIRE ALL OVER THE PLACE, ROCKETS, ROCKET FISTS AND ALL.THE OTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT COMES WITH THAT. THIS BASTARD IS WORSE THAN ESCATON, WORSE THAN BEHEMOTH, WORSE THAN FUCKING EVERYTHING BEFOREHAND!!! I WOULD RATHER BE HIP CHECKED BY PLESIOTH AND RAMMED BY BULLDROME WHILE A KUSHALA DAORAS FUCKING WIND BARRIER IS LAUGHING NEARBY ENOUGH TO STUNLOCK ME THAN FIGHT THIS ANNOYING, FRUSTRATING BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER EVERRR AGAIN! I AIN'T EVEN GOING TO BOTHER WITH THE SAVAGE VERSION AS KILLING THE NORMAL VERSION WAS CANCEROUS ENOUGH!!!

THE WORST PART IS THAT THIS GODDAMN CLANKER TOOK AWAY A SLOT WHICH COULD HAVE BEEN USED FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE, LIKE I WOULD HAVE TAKEN FUCKING ANYTHING ELSE!!! I WOULD HAVE TAKEN FUCKING PURPLE GYPCEROS OVER THIS THING! PURPLE!! FUCKING!!! GYPCEROS!!! AND THATS SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL SCUM OF LOW TIER, UNORIGINAL SUBSPECIES THAT COULD BE ADDED! WE COULD HAVE HAD GREATNESS WITH A FAN FAVOURITE, A SIEGE FIGHT LIKE SHEN OR JHEN, OR AN ELDER DRAGON, OR AN ENTIRELY NEW MONSTER, BUT INSTEAD WE GET ANOTHER MMO RAID STYLE WASTE OF TIME WHICH WONT EVEN HAVE A PRESENCE IN MASTER RANK, OR EVEN FOR 99.9% OF PLAYERS IN HIGH RANK WHO AREN'T SPEED RUNNERS OR GODS OF THE GAME!!! SO WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH THIS STEAMING PILE OF HORSESHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Anyway, here's to hoping Gogmazios doesnt fall down this dark path in December.