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ansyhrrian

I was walking down the street the other day and saw a kid eating a hot dog using both hands. I was impressed by the little fella. He cradled both ends, took careful bites and had no spillage at all! Top-tier strategy.

It definitely made it harder to steal than if he had just been using the one hand.

Posted Sep 29, 2025, 11:26 PM UTC

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