Because I need a good laugh...

I'm exhausted, so please list all the hilarious excuses (that were blatant lies or irrelevant because they could have done the work anyway) you've received for late work/no work.

1. my dog ate my internet cord
2. my grandmother died (twice) in the same semester. I'm going to start asking for those prayer card things that funeral homes make (/s)
3. my computer died the day it was due.
4. my phone was stolen the day it was due so I couldn't login to Canvas