I’m flattered y’all think I look like a snack today but please don’t feed me to your dog

People on this route are usually pretty good about closed gates and leashes but I had to deal with two free dogs today. Someone got a new Rottweiler and decided that having her wonder around the street was the best way to introduce her to the neighborhood. She’s barely older than a puppy though and she was really sweet.

The other people were leaving their house and figured having their giant pit bull that’s always barking and jumping at the fence would be fine off leash going to their car. Fortunately he just wanted a sniff and walked away after quietly running over to me. “Yeah I figured if he ever got out he probably wouldn’t bite and maybe just jump around.” Thank you for the confidence in your animal I guess.

Lucky for everyone I’m a pretty calm and level headed guy so no one got bit or sprayed this time but wasn’t for lack of them trying. I appreciate the effort to let me go home early but I’d prefer it not be because of stitches and shots.