Poly Hell actually ruined Train for me

I was going a coffee this morning and stopped at a Wawa before going into work. It was like 4:30 am, it was just one other guy, two or three workers and myself in the store. I poured the coffee and as I went to turn around to get the sugar and milk, and I tune into the radio they have playing and all I hear is: “NOW TELL ME!!”

Hearing this, I spilt my cup on me a little and was trying to contain myself. I was trying not to get looks 430 in the morning because I found a Train song so funny I spilt coffee on myself. Let me tell you, trying to not laugh while on very little sleep is hard to do. Especially when you have the imagine of Theo holding a Destiny gun to his Government Mandated Boyfriend’s head implanted on your mind while THE SONG is playing. The cashier I know there even asked if I was okay seeing my face turn red from holding back laughter.

That’s was it, I love the show and what the boys are doing. But they genuinely ruined a song for me in the best way possible haha