Annoying customers

If i had a nickel for every customer I've actually shot a glare at, id have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

Customer 1 was like a few days ago, squeezed one of those annoying dog toy chickens as i was walking by, and well i was already in a bad mood from a headache

Customer 2 was a few minutes ago lol, this one is a bit of a pain in the ass, pulls up at my register (despite her always going to self checkout) we make eye contact, she flips me off and her little brat calls me ugly, then their puppy notices me and almost jumps off the cart, and at that point they all leave to self checkout

If i checked out customer 2 i would be liable for termination according to company policy

Customer 2 was my mom, sister, and dog lol

And well a few annoying ones are the ones that pay with medical cards and complain that it didn't cover xyz so i gotta go back and forth pulling items out to void them