fuck is up with pickleball

y’all seen this? y’all heard about this? lame as hell and feels very liberal in vibes; i can’t imagine a leftist playing what is essentially tennis neutered of any athleticism.

however, by getting so heated about pickleball i post about it on reddit, i am failing to live in adherence to the dao. for this, i feel shame, and am re-motivated to detach myself from other such occupiers of my attention and energy.