Thank you to all the women on this earth for being who you are

"I'm Quebecois here; it's 8:50 AM. My whole family just left, so I'm getting back into bed for a little while, with no intention of touching myself. I just told myself I'd take a quick look at my little personal secret . We all know I'm talking about Reddit... ​For a while now, I've been tired of porn (I've honestly seen it all) and was starting to find Reddit boring, too (I drop a little comment here and there, but I'm way too shy and don't want to come across as a pushy, touch-starved creep ). So, at one point, scrolling and looking around became just like watching porn again... ​But this morning, after 15 minutes (just scrolling, no DMs, I swear ), I saw videos and photos of so many women who are worthy of being called the most beautiful masterpieces on this damn earth that it was impossible for me to resist and remain indifferent! Haha, Reddit, you never cease to amaze me . ​With all my respect and love, I want to thank all the women on Reddit for giving us the right to dream and get excited by honoring us with a glimpse of your intimacy . Thank you for secretly giving us the right to have a guilty pleasure and fulfill even the most hidden fantasies (nothing illegal, of course). I love all of you women way too much. ​I've been in a relationship for 13 years, and I love my girlfriend tremendously, even though sex is very rare because she only wants it when she truly desires it (she has severe endometriosis). I love her too much to do anything physical, even though I have a sexual issue (a long-standing hypersexuality problem). I've discovered another world; I feel less alone, and for me, this (which satisfies me completely) allows me to live out my fantasies online without any complications—just pure pleasure. Thank you, Reddit! Fewer arguments, happier in my couple, and when the urge is too strong, instead of cheating, I go on Reddit and masturbate in secret. ​And this morning (I'm so clueless on the internet), I learned that there are women, just like me, who relieve themselves secretly via DM or cam in real life without needing to pay (paying for a woman is zero turn-on for me; you aren't objects, dammit, that's a turn-off). They're also in very happy relationships but are just lacking sex in their relations, so without any love, just good chemistry, they relieve themselves quickly, intensely, and that's it (I admit, this has never happened to me yet; I just discovered it). Wowww, thank you, women, for what you are this morning... ​I'll probably get criticized for saying this, but for me, doing this online with strangers is 'not really cheating'—on this long text I wish you all a good morning, and long live Reddit! (Sorry for my English; I speak French, I'm from Quebec, and I'm using a translator, haha) "