Oh my golly… guys… something else happened yet again… (even more viewer beware)

Sooo, yeah, I was browsing on r/tittydrop and I had just upvoted the last titty when I went to refresh my page. I like to stay aware of each new bazoombas, yet something very different happened…

When I refreshed the page, the screen froze. I had only assumed that my internet had frozen, but the page stopped buffering… and nothing… no titties.

A panic attacked my entire body, the air in my lungs exiting faster than it entered. Quickly, or not so quickly since my right hand had been suffering from a nasty case of carpal tunnel for weeks now, I closed Reddit, only to open it immediately after.

But still, when going to my recently visited tab and clicking on r/tittydrop.. still nothing.

I screamed an obscenity I did not even register. The blank screen starting to turn blurry in my burning eyes. “My god…”

My chair creaked from my effort to sit up. I was surprised that my keyboard and mouse did not break from my hurried effort to jump to the next subreddit.

It couldn’t be happening to this one too, anything but that! And yet, as I stared at the blank screen, my body falling back into my once strong chair, I almost passed out. r/bootyshorts was also empty. Not one set of voluptuous cheeks behind any pair of undergarments.

I screamed.

r/underboob, no peaking nippies. r/thighhighs, not one taught leggie r/bigtiddygothgf, can’t get stepped on today apparently! r/nipslip, nothing but turtlenecks and tucked shirts! r/elias_witherow, oops a journey with a step too far.

Finally, after an hour of blank pages, I went to the one place where I was king. A god some would say.

A place where I made the rules, a place where people might be able to read a scary story or two. If I and my few brethren allow it.

My finger hesitated on the mouse, the image of heaven hopeful on my mind. The shadow of hell peaking around its shoulder.

I clicked, my eyes growing wide…

I’m just a molecule drifting through the air now, floating closer to the light in the sky. The gates of my next life just over the bright horizon. Please bring it back, please, who am I without it?

Help