38 [M4F] Online Only. Conversation Connoisseurs

Greetings and salutations. hat tip

So, I have a lot of free time at my disposal. I work a super chill job and can pretty much chat all day long. My resume would show I’ve been doing some form of this for over 10 years. (Deep breath..Contemplate life choices..Keep it moving) But jokes aside, I really enjoy chatting with new people. I do feel like the art of conversation is dead but once in a blue moon, I can find a needle in this hellhole of a haystack. Which is just the fuel I need to continue this arduous task of searching. I can do platonic, romantic, BFFs, meme partners in crime, tiktok compadres, voice notes, video messages, and any version of the menu à la carte.

I’m into most dude bro shit. Sports, gym, turning everything into a competition, talking trash about the dumbest shit like who got more hours of sleep last night. Real punch you in the shoulder energy while making a joke. I’m also into most nerdy stuff too. Video games, comics, reading, anime, geeking out over spreadsheet functions and rules. My current fascination is reading a book or watching a movie/show and then reading reviews or listening to podcast deep dive discussions on said media. But most importantly I’m into finding out what you love? Jumping back to the conversation thing. I really dig it when people can just gush about their little weird hobby thing they love unconditionally. And that can be anything. We don’t have to share the same interests. I mean I love hearing about smutty books featuring fae or some stalker turned lover. I don’t read that but damn it’s awesome when yall wanna go hard about book 3 in the Empyrean series.

I’m not gonna pretend physical attraction doesn’t matter. But I also don’t have a type. I can find beauty in all body types. But that’s to say it’s gonna be important to share pics early. (No faces of course. Which should be the motto but I’ve noticed some of us don’t practice safe online habits) I do share my face on other apps like Snapchat and telegram. But I’m in no haste to move platforms. It kinda gotta work here before we can ever take it to a new platform.

And here are the obligatory “Do Nots” No spouse bashing. No meetups, no hookups, nothing irl. Online only. No bigotry or racism. Not creating a new reality. Not changing anything about our relationships.

Chill vibes right? This is supposed to be fun. Not another hassle in a world filled with hardships. But I mean it’s okay to vent and bitch and moan about shit. It can’t be all sunshine and rainbows. Some days are tough. And I’ve got no issue being there for you on your tough days. If I can’t handle and support you on your worst days. I don’t deserve you on your best titty pic days.