Wtf is this game's tutorial

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Oh you want to rub two sticks together to start a fire? Because your girlfriend who speaks Polish that's been Google-translated into English with an inexplicable sprinkling of Spanish forgot all the supplies in the bathroom at the Houston airport? (You've had your misgivings about this trip for a long time, especially after you happened to see her phone once and the recent searches were "big native cock" and "hot natives painted like Halloween decorations" and "BNC skeleton man gangbang" but you never confronted her about it.) Well that's easy you just hold the select button and use the inventory wheel and select the notebook and look at a picture of two sticks used to start a fire and then go back to the inventory wheel and select inventory and page over to the screen that's a three-dimensional view of your backpack and navigate to the side of your backpack where the sticks are kept and select the sticks and return to the inventory wheel and select the crafting menu and add the sticks to the crafting table (which appears to exist outside time and space) and then return to the inventory wheel or something idk and then equip the sticks except there's no way to do that hahaha fuck you, also the entire time there will a prompt that says "Press triangle to use fire starting tool" at the bottom of the screen but at no point will you ever be able to do that lmao get fucked technically we're not infringing on The Forest's copyright because the game is shittier in every way what are you even doing here what is this ahahahahahahah reeeeeeeeeee hd in bfbfigshs sh

Posted Oct 2, 2025, 1:55 PM UTC

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