Fruits and nuts do not belong on/in desserts (mostly)

The most depressing feeling i experience on a regular basis is when im getting some ice cream, or some yogurt, or some cake....only to bite into chunks of cherry or macadamia or whatever else nature has to offer.

I like my junk food extra unhealthy please. If it hasn't been grinded till barely noticeable or baked then please leave your nuts and fruits out of my desserts.