37 [M4F] Europe / Anywhere - Half human, half espresso and...

Fully sarcastic😌

So here’s the deal:

Motorcycle riding? ✅ (yes, I’m basically a discount Power Ranger with worse insurance rates)

Snowboarding? ✅ (gravity usually wins, but I look cool on the way down)

Video & board games? ✅ (will absolutely crush you at Mario Kart and then let you win in Monopoly… maybe)

Gym? ✅ (I lift things up and put them down, mostly so I can justify pineapple pizza later👀)

Dogs? ✅ (if you have one, I’m already 80% in love with you)

Also, coffee isn’t just a drink for me, it’s my blood type.👻☕️

Personality-wise, I’m somehow both chaotic and calm, which means I’ll sarcastically joke about the apocalypse while peacefully sipping espresso.🤣

About the pineapple on pizza discussion. Just hear me out okay?

Pineapple on pizza is like that one quirky friend you didn't ask for it, but now the party's better because they're there. Plus, it’s fruit, so technically, it makes pizza a salad. You're welcome.....😌🤣

Looking for someone who can handle sarcasm, join me for random adventures, and maybe hold my drink while I inevitably crash in Mario Kart. Bonus points if you snowboard, ride, or at least laugh at my terrible jokes.

Slide in my dm at your own risk.....as i can't even keep a cactus alive ..🤷‍♂️