That means all of us right?? Or are you somehow better than the rest of us down here on Earth? 

And no need to get bitchy r/SimulationTheory I’m just here to give the people a fair chance at keeping their sanity. I remember you condescending guessers being lot more empathetic a year ago. Idk why being a douchebag is your new thing now, but it is. 

But I digress, that’s enough guesswork for one post. 

If you are a deep “thinker” 
not a deep daydreaming “guesser”

Then you’ll like what’s coming for this community 

I know the ol Simulation Theory prophets make their claims by pointing at the sky and saying “bleh bleh bleh bleeeeeehhhhh”   

However I enjoy making sense a lot more myself. And way less babbling of course. 

So honest thought, how much of that “we’re in a simulation” stuff have you taken in? 

Because any credible human being would laugh this theory to scorn. Which is why it baffles me that so many people waste their daily lives focused on  imaginary theories. 

Like the guy who says his cat was inside the house and he’s so attentive to detail so there’s no way he got past me snuck out when I walked outside. Aaaaahhh simulation aaaahh!!! 

NO!!! But I am worried for you. 

If you want to get past the fallacies of life. You have to take in the obvious realities. No matter how much you don’t want them. Because that won’t stop them from existing 

And just try to remember not to patronize reality, like they do with their artificially approved theories. That’s why people get confused. 

Pick up the pieces starting with the fundamentals. 
Like dude, we’re on a Gigantic spinning basketball shaped rock walking/running/crawling/riding or driving literally sideways like inception. No it’s not a simulation digitally encoded to keep us on the surface. 

I imagine if nature was or is a being. They would fucking hate you Simulation Theory pack rats. Chasing clout by claiming things that aren’t even almost real. They just sound “cool” 😑 

Don’t get me wrong I’m down with cool. But sometime eventually, you just gotta grow up. 

But yeah Spinning rock orbiting the Hellraiser that is the Sun. As our entire planetary Solar system swings on “1” count it right “1” of the Milky Way Galaxies spiraling arms. 

These are the kind of facts I want to know. I don’t care about your trip with Morpheus. No matter how cool it sounds. That’s why we watch the movies. And stopped at 4 because the writers ended up becoming a pair of Mary’s 🤢🤮😶

So pay attention ladies and germs, bois and gals. This here is the Milky Way Galaxy. Where the Solar System is a grain of sand. 

Just know that no one is irresponsible enough to waste such a massive amount of time power and resources. Just to make a pretend simulation world. 

This is the real world! You’re in it right now! You’re not going to wake up from this nightmare that is known as eminent death. This is it! So you better enjoy tf out of it. Cause it only goes around once. Not like that ignorant “memory implant” theory these monkeys came up with. 

And all those people you called NPCs probably hate your fucxing guts. 
Go figure. 
Cause it’s probably the reason you don’t get laid very often too. 


No Rest for the Wicked