Please connect me with Chinese intelligence agency

Can any of you 中国人 put me in touch with Chinese intelligence agents please? I am 美国人 and I wish to defect to China and help destroy the evil Amerikkkan empire. As you can tell my Chinese is 真棒 and I think the United States is 非常不好 so I think it’s a good fit. Can provide CV and references. 谢谢☺️