Drop your versions, folks! [General]

Here's the original version!

[Name] and [Name] sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, Then comes marriage, Then comes baby in a baby carriage!”

Here's mine!

Percy and Annie sitting in a lake, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First came Aphrodite, Then came Hera, Then came Apollo in a hot carriage!”

Drop yours, people!