Where can I get jhatka meat in the DMV?

Friendly neighborhood gori here. I won't eat kosher or halal meat because I feel bad that they have their throats slit instead of a quicker death. I'm seriously in the mood for lamb or goat, but it seems impossible to find without it being halal. Any advice is appreciated beyond what I saw in an old post, which is to get a gun and go hunting. Props to the people who can do that, but I'm a softie and would probably sob until I made myself sick if I had to kill my own food. I feel bad enough putting squirrels out of their misery if they've been run over.