Just found out the guy I'm seeing has an "F" on his ID, and I'm devastated.

So, typical story. I meet a guy. Just my type. Yeah, he's kinda really short and skinny but I'm into that, don't judge me. Also he talks kind of funny and when he told me his name, it sounded weird and almost made up, but I was into him so I ignored the red flags.

So we talk, we get along great, we start flirting, everything is going great. Before I know it we hang out every day, talking for hours, cooking together, going to concerts, all that romantic shit. I feel like I finally found the one, you know? We agree to take it slow. Some cuddling here, some kissing there. Everything felt right.

Until that fateful night.

We were having a few drinks at his place, laughing and messing around, until we randomly decide to show each other the horrible photos on our IDs and drivers licences. It was just supposed to be a fun game, right?

He hands me his ID, without a word of warning. No explaination. Just grins at me as if this was all some sort of joke. I look down, and I freeze in shock, and horror.

Right there, under "Sex", it says, in one big bold capital letter: "F"

I immediately felt sick. So betrayed. So hurt, and led on, and lied to. How could this person I have been starting to develop feelings for keep something this big from me for so long? Something so integral about who they are, and how they are? How could I ever trust them again, after being hurt so deeply?

Why didn't he just tell me he was Hungarian from the start?

/uj lukewarm jerk, I know, but based on real events and he didn't understand why I found it so funny. "Man" in Hungarian is Férfi, so that's what the F is for.
Bonus that had me laughing even more: He told me "Woman" is Nö, which is nope in German, and I was like "That's what I said when I saw my birth certificate"
Okay that's all bye