Due to Trump’s Economy and Tariffs I haves moved into my local IKEA

Rent and cost of living issues have caused me to move into my local IKEA. I started by hiding under one of the beds in the apartment living section. I came in 1 hour before closing. I pretended to shop for an hour with a bag, and then a few minutes before the 30 minute closing warning, I hid under one of the beds. I have my car parked elsewhere away from the storefront as to not arose suspicion. Anyway, I was able to hide under the sheets for the entire night. Before opening, I hid in one of the beautiful full sized cabinets. No one noticed me. I ate breakfast in the Swedish restaurant, and subsequently washed up in the bathrooms in the downstairs corner. I’ve been doing this for about two weeks now, saving a lot in rent in the mean time. However, I’ve had a few close calls. It started when I got addicted to the Swedish meatballs. In short, I got super plugged up, and started farting like crazy. Night time security almost caught me mid fart, so I had to hold a painful gassy one for 30 minutes. Luckily, the guard had fallen asleep in another corner of the store so they didn’t hear me erupt. Does anyone have any suggestions on where else to hide? I think they’re on to me after my farting escapade last Thursday.