How to translate from English to d/dx "skibidi bop"

0. Each section that is between occurrences of commas or periods are considered "strings".

1. Odd numbered strings are translated into Archaic Enyahu, and denoted by how its abjad script spells things.

2. Google translate the section before the first string into Mandarin Chinese written in traditional characters.

3. English plural nouns have their pluralization replaced with a following asterisk.

4. English strings are converted to Morse code, with commas and asterisks being unaffected, periods sticking to preceding letters.

5. Enyahu strings are converted to Enyahu Morse code, also with periods sticking to preceding letters:

   ' p k h w y l m n ñ r s t A D K E U I W M N G R S T

6. Asterisked words have their surrounding slashes replaced with <r!> [r̼̊] and then the asterisks are removed.

7. Slashes are removed, their former positions being sticky.

8. Runs of dots and dashes are converted into phonemes as follows:

Dots:

1 p

2 pp [p']

3 P [ʙ̊]

4 r [ʙ̊:]

5 • [<aghma shwa diatribe>]

Dashes:

1 a

2 i [ɨ]

3 ü [ɨ:]

4 b [<bee movie opening>]

5 and 6 dashes are parsed as 4+1 and 4+2 dashes respectively.

9. Strings between two commas have <c> [<cheek thing>] inserted depending on the parity of the number of d/dx words present:

Even: Exact middle of the string.

Odd: To the right of the middle word.

10. Commas are replaced with [<lego break>], which is written <Ξ> after a string of Mandarin Chinese, and as <三> everywhere else.

As an example, inputting the opening lines of the Bee Movie into that algorithm yeilds the following:

根據所有已知的航空法Ξ pp ppi ppa ppapp ppapa papi pi pp pp pap pp a P r! pi pp ap ip r! pa pap pa ü üP i pa papp c pappa bap p app a •ap pa apapp pp a a papp paP ü app apba ppap papa r pip pap ü ppa ap aP ap pp三 ü ppapapap ü ppa c pap P p三 app pi pp pp ppi r aP p apap pa ppa P p r! aP p p r! app ü ap pbp ipap pa pap ppi r pa a r! r ppa i pa ap r! a r pp ap apapp • i pip ü P P pp aP papp pp