Behind the curtain they go

Conspiracy Propaganda

Morning dopamine acquired. I usually wait until the night to masturbate, as you don't have to carry around that sticky stuff in your pants all day, but I had a feeling the horny would compel me to go out to grab some Benadryl because Byoomth gave me an excuse in that I am alone all day because he was up all night and will be sleeping all day now.

The contribution of bourgeoisie freedom in a country you hate. But I love America, because I know why “In God we trust” is on our money. Y'know, I remember reading a funny once; someone who would have been a conspiracy theorist today wrote George Washington while he was in office, emphasizing how much he believed this “Illuminati” group had infiltrated the Americas and was seeking to control the government, and ol Georgie boy wrote the most deadpan letter, like the guy would have completely missed everything the president was saying, but he feigned that it was not only plausible, but he said it perfectly in saying something to the effect of, “My good sir, I do think such an organization has infiltrated the United States!”

…do you get it? Dude wrote to the general of all generals of the fucking Illuminati, saying “I think you exist.” Now, calling the Illuminati an organization is kinda the wrong way to look at it, as there is no centralized structure and everyone is their own general, and thus it is what we call a decentralized autonomous organization or DAO, and what I'm saying is, the game was rigged from the start.

And good thing, too. You wouldn't want Caligula's horse to be elected as a meme president. No seriously, the act of becoming president is rather straightforward, even easy in this day and age of technology, and it mostly boils down to broadcasting potential. That's the reason Trump is way the fuck more in the spotlight than fucking anything; the Illuminati is encoding the strong, centralized narrative they want people basing their decision making and behavior around, as that makes the system more predictable, and thus less prone to catastrophic failure.

Of course, there are even bigger games being played. I have no idea the state of American AI progress behind closed doors, but China is really the fuck up there, but they are prone to put everything they are developing out there as a posturing move to show dominance in the global market. We're the ones holding the reins to the world economy, and in conjunction with what I know is quietly going on amongst the anonymous souls of this planet, I know we have the greatest pull of recruiting the best talent.

I wonder what happens when a young genius demonstrates real talent at any of these tech giants schools for practical work experience? I mean, they pay for themselves, but you ever wonder what Charlie Kirk is up to nowadays? I'm wondering when They're going to disappear me, and what I will be doing in my new life? Prolly still masturbating.

Posted Oct 5, 2025, 3:52 PM UTC

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