https://archiveofourown.org/works/71392641/chapters/186754151#workskin

*“No way,” Harry whispered, an incredulous expression on his face.*

*“Yes way,” Theo whispered back, a smug gleam in his eye. “If you don’t answer the question within ten seconds, I fear you must spin this bottle. And whomever it lands on, you will be required…”*

*He paused for dramatic effect.*

*“Spit it out, Theo,” Malfoy drawled monotonously.*

*“…to kiss them.”*

*Theo leaned back on his palms, eyebrows raised smugly as he waited to receive the praise he clearly believed he deserved.*

*Harry and Hermione exchanged a glance before exploding in a fit of laughter. Theo rolled his eyes.*

*“Not everyone can recognize greatness when it’s staring them in the face,” he sighed to himself.*

*“Theo,” Hermione giggled. “I’m sorry, but… I’m afraid you haven’t invented anything. That is, quite literally, a Muggle game called ‘Spin the Bottle.’”*

*Theo straightened.*

*“Now, Granger, I knew you were a know-it-all, but I’ve never thought you to be cruel,” he said as though he were very disappointed in her. “There is absolutely no way that Muggles invented such a brilliant, dare I say, life-altering pastime.”*

*“I’m going to choose to ignore the subtle bigotry in what you just said,” Hermione retorted, narrowing her eyes at him.*

*“Careful, love,” Theo purred. “If you keep looking at me the way Blaise always does, I’ll refuse to answer anything until the bottle lands on you.”*

Don’t mind Theo too much in this snippet - I promise this is Dramione, he’s just a perpetual flirt 😂

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