If there’s any of you who still wonder why I’m still doing this so late into the season and not waiting until the next offseason, just look at my flair. The 2025 Season got canceled and we’re still in the off-season. During this extra long off-season the Jets hired Steve Wilks and fired him after seeing how he had the defense practice in training camp. These ‘games’ that you all speak of is just training camp still. Idk why y’all making such a big deal of training camp, it ain’t gonna affect how the season’s gonna go when it finally starts up again in September 2026.

Centennial- Eagles

Colton - Vikings… in Green Bay Colors once again

Crater - Bears with WAY more Orange

Dufur - Cowboys

Eddyville- Eagles

Elmira - Minnesota Falcons

Estacada - Cowboys

Forest Grove- Vikings

Gladstone- Packers

Gresham- Packers

Harrisburg - Eagles

Hood River Valley - Eagles

Ione - Cardinals

Jefferson - Lions

Joseph - Eagles but more feral

Lincoln - Cardinals

McKenzie - Eagles

Newberg - Bengals

Regis- Rams

Siuslaw- Vikings

South Eugene- 49ers but having your name be the Axe is funny

Stanfield - Bengals but LAC

Stayton- Eagles

Summit- Chargers

Umatilla- Vikings

Vale- Vikings

TO THE TALLY!

Philadelphia: 312 (+7)

Minnesota: 198 (+5)

Green Bay: 136 (+2)

LA Rams: 101(+Regis)

New England: 89

Atlanta: 89(Elmira)

Tampa: 80

Chicago: 80 (+Crater)

Arizona: 72 (+2)

Denver: 68

Washington: 61

Cincinnati: 60 (+2)

Kansas City: 52

Jacksonville: 46

LA Chargers : 44 (+ Summit)

Detroit: 41 (+Jefferson)

San Francisco: 39 (South Eugene)

Indy: 37

Dallas: 37 (+2) (A school in Nebraska also used 3 Cowboys Logos as their main logo so that counts here)

Tennessee :32

NY Jets: 22

Vegas: 21

NY Giants: 19

New Orleans: 17

Carolina: 17

Seattle: 13

Baltimore: 13

Buffalo: 13

Houston: 9

Houston/Tennessee Oilers: 7

Cleveland: 4

Miami: 2

The NFL Shield Itself: 1

Fun Names:

Astoria - Fishermen

Bend - y’know when I first saw the name Lava Bears I was expecting a Bear made out of Magma and Fire, with a bright red orange yellow color scheme. Come to find out that they just use Michigan’s Color Scheme. So much lost potential with this one. Like where does Navy Blue fit on a Volcano?

Benson Polytech - Techmen

Burns- Hilanders

Grants Pass - For free Mr. Caveman?

Grant Union- Prospectors

Jefferson (different one) - Democrats

Oakland - this looks like something an Adult Swim Artist would make while high

OES - Aardvarks

Philomath - Yet another Pirates logo before the Steelers

Powers - you ever look at a logo and think ‘yeah Patrick Warburton would voice that’

Pleasant Hill- Quebec Citadelles? What are you doing here?

Rainier - Columbians

Seaside - Seagulls

Sherwood- Bowmen

South Wasco - Redsides. Trust me it’s not a Native this time

Sunset - Apollos

Tillamook- Cheesemakers

Weston-Mcewen - TigerScots

Alright you know the deal, let me know if I missed anything, and let me know if I should take a second look at a school that I might’ve previously rejected/greenlit in another state I’ve already done! Steelers, your long national nightmare may almost be over…

Posted Oct 6, 2025, 3:18 PM UTC

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