Steve Sarkisian's house got egged

The head coach of the Univerdity of Texas football team, Steve Sarkisian got his house egged. He called the police. The investigator came to Coach Sarkisian's house to begin the investigation.

Coach: I hope you can catch whoever did this and prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law.

Investigator: I already know who did it.

Coach: who? how do you know?

Investigator: it was Arch Manning. Because none of the eggs hit the house.