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StarofFaith

Your favorite character consumes one discreet banana radiation kill u pill by dado. Can they survive the effects?

Challenge

Your favorite character has a headache and, thinking it's a painkiller, accidentally consumes a single instance of SCP-3521.

Here's the description if you're too lazy to click the link

Shortly after consumption, an extremely large number of unpeeled bananas^(1) will begin to manifest in the subject's stomach at an indeterminate rate^(2). Based on information recovered during the discovery of SCP-3521, it is believed this volume of bananas is intended to cause an acute lethal dose of ionizing radiation. While bananas do contain trace amounts of radioactive potassium, the quantity manifested induces the much more obvious causes of death of exsanguination, suffocation, or in most confirmed cases of SCP-3521: gross crush trauma from 9.15 million kg of bananas manifesting within the subject's stomach.

^(1) The exact measure is unknown and likely impossible to ascertain, though is likely in excess of fifty million bananas.
^(2) This rate is uncertain, though in the single instance of testing the full effect of SCP-3521 was realized in roughly six and a half minutes.

Can your chosen character survive?

Posted Oct 6, 2025, 7:10 PM UTC

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