if trading was ever added to rivals, what's the weirdest trade you would make?

i know that trading is probably not going to happen but this is just for a hypothetical scenario. me personally, i would trade sheriff, tommy gun, anchor scythe, and water balloon grenade in return for bat scythe OR boneclaw AR. for wraps, it would probably be empress wrap in return for pretty much any dev charm on burst rifle.

also side-note: if you could make the rules for trading, what would they be? one i can think of is that you shouldn't be able to trade contract wraps and skins (e.g you can't trade things like the warp handgun, diamond wrap, the midas touch finisher, dark matter wrap, pheonix rifle, etc.)