solutions for honking on my block

shitty drivers often do not know how to get around double parked cars. especially new school bus drivers.

people in the city double park, that's just how it is. but these noob fuckers will keep honking until the doorman across the street literally ushers them through.

i am considering egging all perpetrators, but i rather save them for breakfast.

all complaints to 411 take too long for someone to arrive. meanwhile, i'm half an hour deep into what is hell's asmr.

this doesn't happen all day, but just often enough to wish i had water in my ears.

what are my options here?