The mariners...

Let me tell you just how much i fucking hate the mariners. If you took just one billionth of a trillionth of the hatred I feel for the mariners you could power a bomb strong enough to destroy the planet and then collapse into a black hole from the energy released. The seething hatred I feel for those fucking loathsome creatures they call baseball players. If T-mobile park and the entire team and fanbase were wiped out by giant asteroid I would celebrate more than any event or accomplishment in my life. I would be the first to celebrate and would never stop. If i could go back in time i would do whatever i could to prevent the mariners from being founded and then stop all of the players feom being born and that still would satisfy the contempt i feel for those worthless stains on society. I hope that whenever the USA finally collapses and MLB ceases to exist the mariners are still remembered as the only team to never win a pennant. I hope every mariners fan goes to sleep every night forever crying at their teams inability to win. I wish nothing but ancient curses on anyone who tries to portray the mariners as the "funny meme team" or the "protaginsts" of baseball. I dont even want them to move. I want them to eternally dissapoint their fanbase as long as they exist. May Julio and Cal's careers end miserably. May Griffey and Ichiro one day be forgotten by history. May T-mobile park end up an abandoned decrepid monument to failure and dissapointment. FUCK. THE. MARINERS!