I know every piece of clothing in the house.

Like most women, I know every thing in my house and especially if there is something in that house that is new. I decided to go through my partners hanging shirts to look in the pockets because I have previously found hidden evidence of him cheating on me, and it had been a while since I've checked and his behavior had not changed since discovery, though he insisted he wasn't cheating anymore. I found a shirt that read "beer helped make this 'dad bod'" and I immediately cut it to shreds. I already knew what he was going to try to tell me, and that was that he had gotten it as a Father's Day gift from one of his sons. I know that his sons do not condone his drinking and they find it as bothersome as I do. When I confronted him about it he did exactly as I had predicted and said he got it as a Father's Day gift from one of his sons. I reminded him that his sons would not tell him that he has a dad bod that is something that a young lady would say. And that this is also language that he has never used before. Needless to say I had told him that I already cut it up and that I had already suspected that he would lie and he quickly changed the topic and I forgot about it until right now.