2.2.8-6 梁子伯和夸父 Corn Uncle and Kua’fu
武二郎（号二郎神，救世主）为武大郎（号靖王，桃花佛）讲述了2.2.3 《自由恋爱》。武大郎听明白了：原来是《中华法典》的编委在给武大郎的剧本中删掉了武二郎和熬忖两人骂他的相关文字。
Martial Second Wolf (fames Second Wolf God, Savior) recounted 2.2.3 “Naturally Falling in Love” for Martial Big Wolf (fames Jing King, Peach Flower Buddha). Martial Big Wolf understands that the editorial board of Chinese Codex has deleted the text related to the two, Martial Second Wolf and Aocun, scolding him from the script given to him.
武大郎说：“另外那个小个子是我养父梁子伯的儿子，名叫夸父。我称呼我养父为粮伯。我小时候体弱多病，粮伯常常背着我上学，下学。我生病不能上学的时候，他让夸父代替我去上学，回来教我。巫毒学院的学费很贵，学校知道了也没人说什么。”
Martial Big Wolf said: “The other little man is the son of my foster father Corn Uncle, named Kua’fu. When I was a child, I was weak and sickly, and Corn Uncle used to carry me to and from school on his back. When I was sick and couldn't go to school, he asked Kua’fu to go to school in my place and come back to teach me. The tuition fees at the Voodoo Academy were very expensive, and no one said anything when the school found out.
“接着粮伯就让我和夸父交替上学，回来相互教，谁的第一名拿的多谁是太阳。我在家的时候，粮伯教我打猴拳，我的身体就渐渐地好起来了。我的成绩好，总考第一，总是太阳，他一直在追我。”
武大郎说着，就哭了。
武二郎说：“伤心事儿，就别说了。”
“Then Corn Uncle asked me and Kua’fu to take turns to go to school, and when we came back, we would teach each other. Whoever got more first place would be the sun. When I was at home, Corn Uncle taught me Monkeyish martial arts, so I gradually got stronger. I had good grades, always ranked first in the exams, and was always the sun. He was always chasing me.”
Big Wolf said and cried.
Second Wolf said: “Don't say anything sad.”
武大郎回答：“以前有两次，我想告诉你，因为怕影响你打仗，没说。现在不打仗了，我想说给你听。后来，我就很少看见夸父了。我们的华国内部出现了叛徒，去云海国告密。老国王派的人接我离开的那天，为了掩护我离开，粮伯又让夸父穿上了我的校服，代替我去上学了。 再往后，我就不知道了。”
Martial Big Wolf replied: “Twice before, I wanted to tell you but didn't because I was afraid it would affect you in the war. Now that we are not fighting anymore, I want to tell you. Since then, I have seen very little of Kua’fu. There was a traitor within our country of Hua who went to the Cloud Sea country (aka. Dragon Country) to inform us. The day the old king sent people to pick me up and leave, to cover my departure, Corn Uncle had Kua’fu put on my school uniform again and went to school instead. Further on, I don't know.”
武大郎边哭边说：“在我当上将军后，几次委托人帮我打听他们俩的消息，但都没有回复。我想找到他们的遗骨，送回他们的老家安葬。”
As cried, Martial Big Wolf said, “After I became a general, I commissioned people to ask for news of the two of them for me several times, but there was no reply. I want to find their bones and send them back to their old home for a burial.’
潘金莲（法号石矶娘娘，桃花圣母）说话了：“二叔来了，我看你们俩唠的热闹，就没过来打搅。这怎么哭成这样了！？”
武二郎回答：“大哥想起了小时候的伤心事，没事！”
武大郎说：“你在这儿住几天吧！我再给你讲讲。来了半天了，你去跟你嫂子聊聊，我自己在这里静一会儿就好了。”
Goldthread Pan (Juristic fames, Holy Mother of Peach Flower, Stone Jetty Princess) spoke up, “Second Uncle is here, I saw you two chattering away, so I didn't come over to interrupt. Why is he crying like this!’
Martial Second Wolf replied, “Big brother remembered something sad from his childhood, it's fine!”
Martial Big Wolf said, “Stay here for a few days! I'll tell you more. It's been half a day since you got here, so go talk to your sister-in-law, I'll just be quiet here for a while by myself.”
2.2.8-7 杨戬认母 Savior Recognizes Godmother
武二郎就跟着潘金莲来到了她的会客室。据传说，潘金莲的房间充满着花香，一进入就让人心情舒畅。他问：“大嫂！我向你打听个人。20年前你和我大哥结婚的时候，有一位道号太乙的郎中曾经给我大哥治病（参见1.4.3 《守灵》），他是什么人？”
Martial Second Wolf followed Goldthread Pan to her reception room. According to legend, Goldthread Pan's room was filled with the fragrance of flowers, which made people feel happy as soon as they entered. He asked: "Sister-in-law! I want to ask you about someone. 20 years ago, when you and my elder brother got married, a Taoist doctor named Taiyi treated my elder brother (see 1.4.3 Spirits Keeping). Who is he?"
潘金莲说，“他住的聚贤庄，离我们家不远，是我的一位师父，是一位兽医。不过他从事过很多行业，例如唱戏，贩马，卖酒。在我家客人多，忙的时候，有时请他来帮忙。你问他干什么？”
Goldthread Pan said, "He lives in Gathering Sages Village, not far from our home. He is one of my teacher-fathers, a veterinarian. But he has worked in many industries, such as singing opera, selling horses, and selling liquor. When my family has many guests and is busy, we sometimes ask him to help. What do you ask him for?"
武二郎回答：“没什么，我在湖北遇见他了，他说他是猪肉商。我感觉奇怪，他怎么改行了！你说，他是你的一位师父，你有几位师父？”
潘金莲转脸计算着，说：“哎呀！我有很多师父和师母，只在典兵学院上学时，就有几十位。” 说着，她还在计算着。
Martial Second Wolf replied, "Nothing! I met him in Hubei, he said he is a pork merchant. I feel strange, why did he change his career! You said he is one of your teacher-fathers, how many teacher-fathers do you have?"
Goldthread Pan turned around and counted, saying, "Oh! I have many teacher-fathers and teacher-mothers. When I was studying at the Codex Soldier Academy alone, I had dozens of them." As she spoke, she was still counting.
武二郎说：“大嫂你别算了！这种师父和师母我也有很多，数不清！”
潘金莲问：“你问这个干什么？”
Goldthread Pan said, "Sister-in-law, don't count anymore! I also have many teacher-fathers and teacher-mothers like this, too many to count!"
Goldthread Pan asked, ‘What are you asking for?’
武二郎回答：“没什么，前几天女娲对我说，某个人（熬忖）是我的神母，我生气了。现在看来，那是我一直生活在军队里，脱离了日常社会的现实生活，可丢脸了！”
潘金莲说：“这没什么！偶尔听见了新词语，我也不习惯。”
Martial Second Wolf replied, ‘Nothing, I got angry the other day when Nuwa told me that a certain person (Aocun) is my godmother. Now it seems that was because I've been living in the army, out of touch with the realities of everyday society, which can be humiliating!’
Goldthread Pan said, ‘It's nothing! Every now and then I hear some new words and don't get used to them too.’
2.2.8-8 杨戬逃跑 Savior Runaway
随后的五天里，武大郎结合九黎（义为九众，大千世界，参见第13章），奇门遁甲，和孙子兵法来给武二郎讲解他们俩人的战争史。武二郎几次被训哭了。
第六天早晨，元始天尊传唤武大郎进宫。武二郎有了逃跑的机会。他偷了几本兵书，藏在了马鞍底下的坐垫里，牵着马，从后门溜了出来。忽然，他听见潘金莲说：“二叔要走了吗？多住几天吧！让你大哥把《孙子兵法》给你讲透了！”
In the following five days, Martial Big Wolf combined Jiuli (i.e., nine crowds, three grand great grand worlds, see chapter 13), Strange Doors of Shield and Armor, and Sun’zi Soldier Strategy to explain to Martial Second Wolf their war history. Martial Second Wolf was admonished to cry several times.
On the morning of the sixth day, Primitive Sky Honor summoned Martial Big Wolf to the palace. Martial Second Wolf had a chance to escape. He stole a few military books, hid them in the cushion under the saddle, led the horse, and slipped out through the back door. Suddenly, he heard Goldthread Pan say, "Is the second uncle leaving? Stay a few more days and let your elder brother explain the Sun’zi Solder Strategy to you thoroughly!"
武二郎被吓得一怔，看见潘金莲正悠闲地坐在门旁边的凳子上，回答：“啊！嫂子在这里乘凉呢！我要离开了，麻烦你告诉我大哥说，我就不向他告别了！”
潘金莲回答：“好的，我向他转达你的话。但是，你怎么没拿几本书走？那么多书，你都不喜欢吗？”
武二郎回答：“我怕我把书拿走了，我大哥要看的时候，找不着，耽误事！”
Martial Second Wolf was startled, saw Goldthread Pan sitting leisurely on a stool next to the door, and replied: “Ah! My sister-in-law is here in the cool! I am leaving, please tell my elder brother that I won't bid him farewell!”
Goldthread Pan replied, “Yes, I will convey your words to him. But why didn't you take a few books to go? So many books that you don't like?”
Martial Second Wolf replied, “I'm afraid that if I take the book away, my big brother won't be able to find it when he wants to read it, and it will delay affairs!”
潘金莲说：“你拿吧，没事。你把你拿走的书的名字清单给我就好。他有的书，元始天尊也都有。随后，我把清单交给原始天尊书房里的宫女，让她们为武大郎再复制一套。前几年，你大哥征服了北方的十几个国家。别的没抢着，他缴获了几屋子的羊皮纸，都运到皇宫里了。这么复制书不需要花钱。”
Goldthread Pan said, “You take it, it's fine! Just give me a list of the books you took. All the books he has, Primitive Sky Honor also has. Afterwards, I gave the list to the palace maids in the Primitive Sky Honor's study and asked them to make another set of copies for Martial Big Wolf. A few years ago, your elder brother conquered more than a dozen countries in the north. He didn't grab anything else, but he seized several rooms of parchment and transported them all to the palace. It doesn't cost any money to copy the books this way.”
武二郎高兴地回去拿书。佣人们帮着把书打捆装袋，放到了马上。出来时，他发现潘金莲还在门口坐着呢，说：“我把清单放在了书房的桌子上了。”
据传说，这时元始天尊和武大郎正站在他们家的塔楼上目送着杨戬离开。此后，武二郎（杨戬）打仗总是兵不血刃，运筹帷幄之中，决胜千里之外。
Martial Second Wolf happily went back to get the books. The servants helped to bundle the books into bags and put them on the horse. When he came out, he found Goldthread Pan still sitting at the door and said, "I put the list on the table in the study."
According to legend, Primitive Sky Honor and Martial Big Wolf were standing on the tower of their house at this time, watching Martial Second Wolf (fame Savior) leave. From then on, he always won battles without bloodshed, and he was able to plan and win battles thousands of miles away.
Posted Oct 9, 2025, 7:32 PM UTC