How does a guy who literally declares war on his own cities and makes up baloney about ending wars that did not happen think he deserves a Nobel?

For the MAGA folks who are going to say he's "never declared war on US cities" he literally wrote it on his Truth Social acccount "I declare war on Chicago" so there's no way to find an excuse for that.

For claiming to have ended 7 wars in 7 months, that's even easier to see is all made up. Oddly, if Trump was ending all these wars, one each month, he would have bragged to high heaven each time - yet no one hears anything about it until 7 months later "oh by the way, I've ended 7 wars..."

Watching the other world leaders crack up about that was hilarious.

So how does someone who declares war on his own cities, the cities he's supposed to be the leader of, think he should get a Nobel PEACE prize?