41[F4M]- (Online only) Please read past the letter F 😅 MY PERSON would read past the F 😂

Like everyone else, i’m here to fill needs missing in my real life. Unfortunately, I have all the sex I want in real life. I’m looking to fill a different need. One that is MUCH harder to find on here but I guess the search is fun too.

Looking for my person. You know, the one that makes you grab your phone in the morning before you even turn the light on, heart racing waiting to see who woke up first. The person who makes you check your phone 5000 times a day. The person who makes you smile at your phone at inopportune times when you’re trying to keep a straight face. You know THE person.

I’m the girl next door. I don’t have wild hobbies to share and I haven’t ever been anywhere. My world is super small. My whole life is taking care of my family.

That being said, I LOVE listening to other people’s stories. I live vicariously through other people and love learning everything there is to know about people. If you’ve got stories, I want to hear them.

What I’m looking for in a perfect world:

• Someone in their 40s.

• Please be in EST. I’m really far east and most of my availability is through the day. I lose half my time with you waiting for you to wake up if you’re out west. I’m greedy. I want more time with you, sorry!

• **I’m really serious about this one.***someone looking for an emotional connection not just a connection of your fist to your dick. If you have an arsenal of dick pics and your finger on the send button, move along. I write this everytime but people don’t seem to read it. I’m not here for instant sexting. Don’t waste our time.

• married with kids.

• attractive. I tend to be more attracted to white males who are…. not obese 😂 I want a nice way to say that but that’s all I got. Make me want to bury your picture in my phone to stare at when I can’t be with you, cuz I totally will😉

• *bonus points if you have tattoos especially sleeves. They’re hot AF and I LOVE them.

• someone chatty. I’m quiet by nature but if you come at me chatty I usually feed off that. One word answers don’t usually go far.

• tough exterior, softie inside melts me. Don’t worry! I’m GREAT with secrets! I won’t ruin your bad boy rep😂

• I have a thing for men in uniform. Sorry not sorry 😂 but if you’re a jerk in uniform, keep scrolling…

• Not really 420 friendly… I don’t know why people even need to bring that up. I don’t need to hear you bragging about weed, it’s weird 🤨.