Possibly the gayest thing I've said

Satire/Humor

I just had a memory pop up outta nowhere.

Me and this one girl I had been dating for a few weeks (this was years and years ago I'm a mid 30's lesbian now) went on a date to a park. It was golden hour, we were full from fast food, holding hands walking a path in a park. There was a small pause in conversation, but we were enjoying each other's presence. I broke the silence with a somewhat sheepish "I'd really like to kiss you, but your makeup is so pretty and I don't wanna ruin it."

She laughed and then kissed me and yes I blushed like an anime hirl.

I hope y'all enjoy this memory sponsored by dabs.

Posted Oct 10, 2025, 2:43 PM UTC

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