I don’t want to play Stun but it feels like I have no choice anymore

I just hit M1 with Dinomorphia, which I probably attribute the pace a bit to the new toy syndrome and Maliss decline. But this is not what I wanted. I want to play Gimmick Puppet but let’s look at the odds

Everyone is on Droll, Maxx C, Fuwalos, Nibiru, all cards that are well known for creating non-game states. But with Droll, it’s probably most egregious with people now playing it in volumes of 3.

Dinomorphia fucking sucking going second is not really a downside anymore when you consider that’s literally every deck not opening power handtraps. My deck plays 12 handtraps and FS to bait shit out and often it’s still not enough anymore.

But let’s look at the upsides here. You don’t give a shit about Maxx C, Fuwalos, Nibiru and least of all Droll. When every asshole is playing these cards on masse, free wins if you go first.

The downside is these are some fuckheads on full board breaker spam GK but it is what it is.