24M Friday night feels to quite need some chaos!

I have now faced 5 back to back quite weekends and now I can’t afford to make it 6. Help me break the streak or else another bottle of wine would face the consequences. Anyways about me, just a a guy in his mid 20s trying to figure out his life, and my interests? Well, football and storytelling, but don’t worry if they don’t align cause I’m down to anything (always up for something new). Being a boy and in mid 20s would I be a simp??? Hellll nahhh but yeah like would prioritise women 🥲, and the reason they always bring something new to the table but chill you just be a human and drop a DM. See you soon