I'd really love this job if it weren't for the clients. . . .

July 31: Hey client, I need X, y, and z documents before we can file that motion you really want to file.

*crickets*

August 3, 7, and 10: Yo, client, for real I need this stuff please.

*crickets*

August 26: Um, client, I need that stuff and also need you to pay your bill and replenish your trust account.

*crickets*

September 3: Once again, we cannot proceed with this motion you really want until you give us X, Y, and Z, and also pay your bill and replenish your trust account.

*crickets*

September 9 and 10: Ok so please tell me if you are going to pay your bill or I am going to withdraw.

September 29: Client: I don't have any money.

October 8: Ok, I withdraw.

October 9: Client: WHAT THE FUCK!?!? You can't withdraw, I'm going to be prejudiced, RPC RPC RPC. And you haven't even filed that motion I really want filed!!! Please send me all the past bills. BAR COMPLAINT. Answer me within the next 34 seconds!!!!

This has been purely and 100% a rant for venting purposes. Thank you for listening.