Raise your hand if you've ever spent 15 minutes watching someone else's dog on the doggie daycare webcams

My bulldog mutt has a doppelganger at doggie daycare. The only different is their tails. I've been watching my dog's smarter twin cavorting on the livestream.

MY dumb dog is never cute within camera range because he's invariably stuck to the side of the nearest human like Gorilla Glue.