35M from Maginhawa, QC – someone to share bad decisions and good coffee with ☕😏

Helloowwwww So I’m 35, based in Cubao, and currently in that phase of life where my back hurts for no reason, but I still think I’ve got some main-character energy left.

I’m not here for a “serious relationship” — unless you mean seriously funny memes, seriously good food, and seriously questionable choices at 3AM.

What I am looking for:

Someone who can match my sarcasm level (warning: it’s high).

Must appreciate random food trips, late-night chika, and pretending we met at a “book club.”

Bonus points if you also pretend to stretch before getting out of bed.

If you’re chill, witty, and not allergic to bad puns (or Cubao traffic), slide into my DMs. Worst case, we end up sharing coffee; best case, we both delete this post tomorrow morning 😅