SOMEBODY PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME. I'm going insane. Is there a 24 hr printing service on campus/nearby? Ready to pay any amount even Rs 1k per page PLEASE🙏🙏 I'M BEGGING 🙏🙏

I'm here for research conclave and I am about to lose my fuckin mind. I lost 3 phones in a week. I feel it's the universe playing a joke on me at this point

First my 16 pro got stolen in Delhi (the same day I was supposed to come to IITG) and within 4 hours of the theft, my backup phone stopped working (just shows one green line on screen), leaving me at mercy of my 3rd and last phone

I had to defer my plans, wasted 2 days filing FIR and going phone tracking with the police. Instead of 9th I came on 11th, no registration, no accomodation, no opening ceremony, and more importantly, no poster or slide show for the talk, only a rudimentary version I had made way earlier.

I come to IIT-G, had to manage every registration individually with the coordinators (who were AMAZING at dealing with an idiot like me) then I sent the rudimentary version of poster to a printing press. Thought something would be better than nothing.

The print quality was dogshit, but the content of the poster were even doggier-shittier. But I go to collect it anyway, and I slipped and fell in mud. For what? Like 5 seconds max? IN THOSE 5 SECONDS SOMEBODY STOLE MY 3RD PHONE WTFFF. I locked it then got a call from the thief.

Then it was a 3 hour ordeal where they first asked for 4 bottles of alcohol, then 3k cash, then said we don't need anything just remember that Assamese people are honest ⁉️ I was like ok, but then he flipped saying you can make us happy with little spending. I bought 4 bottles of alcohol for them WHICH THEY THEN REFUSED TO TAKE? They said they feel nice just talking to me, they don't need alochol WTF. Then they said they only take money for Diwali decorations, but they refuse to take money from a researcher. Then they said if I want I can pay them anything I find honest, just like the honesty of Assamese people.

Then after 1 hour of this bullshit I paid them 3k Rs out of goodwill then they scolded me for 20 mins saying why did you give us money when we told you we don't need it?!?!? I said I paid it because I'm getting late, then they scolded me more saying main aapse baat karke dhanya hua jab bola maine to aapne paise kyun diye

Anyway, this threw my timeline off even more by 4 hours. NOW IT'S 1 AM AND I HAVE DOGSHIT LEVEL OF RESEARCH ON DOGSHIT QUALITY VINYL

Please please someone help me print some A4 size sheets by 7 am that I can then paste on top of the vinyl poster. Please the organizers said they'll disqualify anyone who shows after 9:30 am 🙏🙏😭😭🙏🙏😭😭🙏🙏

Bheekh maang raha hun main, madad kar do koi yaar 🙏