35 [F4M] Seattle – Hot, slutty, empty inside.

Men have never told me that I’m pretty, good-looking, gorgeous, or beautiful. I’ve always been The Hot Girl – tall and thin, modelesque face and mysterious smile, big-for-my-frame tits and gym-built ass. They’ve called me Barbie (when I go blonde), fuckdoll (when I’m brunette), and other, way, way more degrading things (when they’re balls deep in me).

I get it. Really, I do. Sometimes I even get off on it. Being hot is a trip.

You can check out my other posts to get a flavor of what I wanna chat about, but I’ll summarize them here:

• I grew up thin, hot, and rich, so I didn’t need to develop a work ethic or personality…but I did. Now I’m an overworked corporate type who earns more money in a year than I can funnel into the bottomless pit where my daddy issues live.
• Besides the above (skinny and stacked), guys who knew me in my 20s would describe me as an unhinged, sex-addicted (I’ve been to rehab) cumslut who cared more about making them finish than making sure they remembered my name. They’d probably also cite my bitch, too-good-for-this, above-it-all rich girl attitude as the reason why I’m a dream hate-fuck.
• All of my friends are married, and I’m still on the hamster wheel of app dates, one-night stands, and fuckbuddyships. I have more degrees (BA, MA, JD) than I’ve had serious relationships. Talking about how much of a slut I’ve been (past and present) probably only feels empowering because taking a real deep, sober look at my sexual CV is fucking depressing.
• I love being The Girl that guys jack off to, even years later. I think more than is healthy about how all the men I know – ex-boyfriends, situationships, flings, friends, or guys I’ve never even met or talked to but who know me on sight – have spilled billions of potential kids while gawking at my social media or their memory banks.

My multi-millionaire childhood, candidacy for the college party slut Hall of Fame, major and minor ho phases, neurotically scheduled sex life as a successful professional – all of this is up for discussion if you’re interesting, curious, considerate, and LITERATE enough. Try to wow me with your first message, otherwise you’ll get lost in the shuffle.

TLDR; I’m hotter than you think, my hotpast is more extensive than you think, and if you’re an interesting enough conversationalist I’ll be A+ jerkbait for you.