[GM4F] The Magic Sex Phone: The Hottest Sex of Your Life, on Speed Dial! (and More!)

To your surprise, the box did not contain a bomb. I mean, a random, unmarked package on your porch. You figured it was like, anthrax or something.

Instead, it had one of those rugged dumbphones, the kind people buy when they're sick of the internet and want to willingly downgrade. Small screen, big dialpad buttons, an actual AUX port, the works. A logo on the back read "DTF Mobile."

The odd thing about it was that as soon as you turned it on (full battery, nice) it had a bunch of voicemails in it. You played the first one, and a young man's voice comes out, clear as if he were sitting next to you. He sounds urgent, serious... and excited.

"Alright. I don't have a lot of battery left so I gotta get this out as quick as possible. You've scored big-time if you're listening to this. This phone has a bunch of crazy, pretty-much-magic abilities that you're gonna want to get as much use out of as possible-- but first, there are two very important rules to keep in mind.

"First of all, you've got about... 100 days worth of battery, give or take. I used it pretty frequently this summer, so it's down to like... ten percent after a couple months? Once it runs out, the phone passes on to someone else. So, if you want to leave a message for the next person, like this, do it before then. You can't recharge it or swap the battery out, that just pisses off the phone, and you don't want it mad at you.

"Second, this thing is magic but the things you do with it CAN affect your life, as well as the people it gets used on. People won't notice the PHONE, but people WILL notice and remember the stuff you do with it, including if you have sex with someone you shouldn't, like an ex or... a friends' girlfriend... or your boss... your step-mom... your ACTUAL mom..." He trails off, then clears his throat as he remembers he's low on time.

"Anyways... be smart and have fun, and it'll leave you with a bunch of fun, crazy memories to look back on, OK? OK.

"First of all, phone calls. Call a friend, an enemy, a stranger, whoever-- they'll go into like, a trance and start masturbating on the call. Depending on how they feel about you, and how you play your cards, this may become a phone sex session. You can, while they're doing this, usually convince them to meet up and have sex. Usually."

"You can also use the Speed Dial function, or Quickie Dial as I call it. Each one is essentially an instant porno-plot. I haven't actually tried them all-- but 5 will let you order pizza AND fuck the delivery person, 7 will get you a taxi driver so good, you can bang in the back seat and STILL get where you're going on time, and 3 calls a super hot goth girl-- like 2000s cartoon character goth-- and she's awesome."

"There's also an "XXXM radio" that lets you listen to peoples' sex dreams and even broadcast yours somehow. Never got the hang of broadcasting though-- I think it has to go under your pillow? There's no antenna, don't bother checking.

"If you play the music saved to the phone via an aux cord, everyone listening will just get hornier and hornier with every song. Great for road trips."

"There's a camera! I saved some hot photos, you can enjoy those if you like... not sure if it does anything else.

"The manual says something about a "Fleshlight" function, but I think that's a typo Because it just turns on the light on the front. You CAN, however, use the "vibrate" button to like, remote-control vibrate a person until they cum. Super cool. Am I saying that a lot? My bad.

"There are more for sure-- if there are messages after mine, listen through those and see if they mention any other functions. Cheers, loser! Have some fun with it, OK? I'm gonna see what happens if I call 911 on this thing before the battery dies. Jake OUUUT~!"

click.

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Pretty simple premise. Magic phone lets you do crazy sex stuff. Hypnosis, dream sex, real life fantasies on speed dial-- and more, if you want to talk about your own ideas. What's on the other Speed Dials? Does the Fleshlight function actually work, or is it a typo? What does the camera do, aside from take pictures?

I don't know! DM me and let's find out! We can play on Discord or Reddit, up to you.

Kinks: Phone Sex, Hypnosis, Dream Sex, Somnophilia, Non-Con and Dub-Con, Rough Sex, Breeding, "Daddy/Mommy" kinks, Praise, Degradation, and Cheesy Porn Plots.

Limits: Scat, Piss, Gore, Vore, Snuff, Vomit, Diapers.