Older guy at work
I work with this guy who is about 15 years older than me. He's a gray haired, corny, dad-joke guy. He is stereotypically cheesy and straight.
I was at the urinal and I've got some heft & a full swing. Anyway... when he walked up to me and he must've taken a quick peek. He made a full, audible sound. Or "heh" or a chuckle or something. "Woah"
We were both smiling so wide at his undeniable goof. So mid stream he flashes over at me & shows me his tiny acorn nub and shrugged like, "Whataya gonna do?" 🤷♂️
THEN he turned completely red & rushed out of there. I think he was embarrassed about how impulsive he was and now, instantly, it's a thing we can't un-know? Forever.
Completely ignore it? Never talk to him again, haha. Or catch him privately (and say what!? What would I say??)
Posted Oct 11, 2025, 7:49 PM UTC