Steven is trying to find his wife's consent to reproduce

Steven is trying to find his wife's consent to reproduce,

He search behind the sofa,

Under the bed,

In the garage,

Inside and under every object,

But he still can't find his wife's consent to reproduce.

He then tried finding his wife's consent to reproduce,

In the canal,

In the alleyways,

Inside the bins,

In abandoned houses,

But he still couldn't find his wife's consent to reproduce.

Then he found his wife's consent to reproduce,

It wasn't at any place or in any object,

It was inside an old innocent man,

Steven thought to himself, the old man hasn't got long to live anyway,

Steven finally found his wife's consent to reproduce, but he was covered in blood and excuses.