[M4F] “Want to go to the cabin?”

That’s all the text says, but you know what it means. The cabin is both an actual place, and a metaphorical escape. The building itself is a remote semi-rustic structure, stuck out in the woods where the air is clean and fresh and there are no neighbors. Just pure freedom. If you need a place to get away for a little bit, this is the spot to do it.

There are hiking trails all around, which are perfect for getting out in nature and resetting your mind. Speaking which, the booze and weed tend to be plentiful at the cabin and nobody is looking at the clock. Have a breakfast beer and a joint if you want.

There’s no WiFi but there is a sauna, and if you walked fully naked from the cabin to the sauna not a soul would see you, except for some birds. In fact, I’d recommend you bring a variety of outfits, but you’re also welcome to not wear any of them. This place provides the kind of serenity that makes you feel comfortable masturbating on the front porch with your legs up on the railing.

So yeah, I’m feeling the need to bust out of suburbia for a bit and get a little dose of nature. You in?